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The following stories are (unfortunately) true.

Spoken Word

#GIRLSDOPOOP

Spoken Word

Join the bowel movement by sharing your story using #GirlsDoPoop

The Meet The Family Shit

MARYANN

The Meet The Family Shit

Warning: Don't mix train station steak sandwiches and meeting your new boyfriend's family for the first time.

The Secret Service Shit

LEAH

The Secret Service Shit

This is how an extra-large cup of coffee led to a "Sit Down Stare Down" with a Secret Service Agent.

The Elevator Shit

KELLEY

The Elevator Shit

Having to poop at work is bad enough, but what happens when a shy shitter can't hold it on the way up to her private pooping floor?

The One-Night-Stand Shit

HANNAH

The One-Night-Stand Shit

What's worse: a one-night-stand with a guy you don't like or having to poop so badly that you crap in a mixing bowl?

The Car Shit

CAROLINE

The Car Shit

When babysitting, you'd expect the kid to poop their pants—not the babysitter.

The Stairwell Shit

BRITTANY

The Stairwell Shit

Maybe it was a dog, or a baby, or the 20-something-year-old who couldn't make it all the way to their apartment.

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  • Let it go //
  • Let that shit out //
  • Yes actually shit //
  • Don't keep sitting on a throne of pretend //
  • That nothing comes out of your rear end //
  • That your caboose doesn't let loose //
  • Doesn't drop a damn deuce //
  • That you're not the pooperstar that you are //
  • It's society's dupe that girls don't poop //
  • That's constipation of the mind //
  • That kind of thinking is behind //
  • Besides, pooping's only natural //
  • A purely factual part of having a body //
  • Everybody drops turds //
  • To deny it is absurd //
  • It's part of being human //
  • pooping, peeing and tootin' //
  • Especially if you love bread but don't tolerate gluten //
  • So get those gender rules off of our stools //
  • We're all born to be number one at number two //
  • No one can tell you how to do your doo-doo right //
  • To cross your legs tight //
  • To hide like you haven't pooped a day in your life //
  • So let's start a movement //
  • A bowel movement //
  • Away from worry, shame and doubt //
  • Don't hold that crap in //
  • Push that shit out //
  • At work, in restaurants in your school dormitory //
  • Raise your voice and share your poop story //
  • You, my friend, are not alone //
  • So sit down //
  • stand up //
  • and own your throne //