Girls Do Poop – Poo~Pourri
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Girls Do Poop

The following stories are (unfortunately) true.

Very, very true.
  • Let it go //
  • Let that shit out //
  • Yes actually shit //
  • Don't keep sitting on a throne of pretend //
  • That nothing comes out of your rear end //
  • That your caboose doesn't let loose //
  • Doesn't drop a damn deuce //
  • That you're not the pooperstar that you are //
  • It's society's dupe that girls don't poop //
  • That's constipation of the mind //
  • That kind of thinking is behind //
  • Besides, pooping's only natural //
  • A purely factual part of having a body //
  • Everybody drops turds //
  • To deny it is absurd //
  • It's part of being human //
  • pooping, peeing and tootin' //
  • Especially if you love bread but don't tolerate gluten //
  • So get those gender rules off of our stools //
  • We're all born to be number one at number two //
  • No one can tell you how to do your doo-doo right //
  • To cross your legs tight //
  • To hide like you haven't pooped a day in your life //
  • So let's start a movement //
  • A bowel movement //
  • Away from worry, shame and doubt //
  • Don't hold that crap in //
  • Push that shit out //
  • At work, in restaurants in your school dormitory //
  • Raise your voice and share your poop story //
  • You, my friend, are not alone //
  • So sit down //
  • stand up //
  • and own your throne //