Trap-A-Crap

About me:

Am I the perfect match for you? Umm, does a bear crap in the woods?

I’m an outdoorsy type and stronger than 2-ply toilet paper, baby. I believe in hard work and don’t mind getting my hands a little dirty—except for in the bathroom, that’s just gross.

Ready to settle down and kindle a flame. Hit me up for a good smelling time.

DEAL BREAKER: vegans